John Kelly
A.K.A.: Pretty Boy, Bitch, The Hammock, Sucker.
Born in 1998 in the back hills of
Tennessee to his uncle's sister and sold on the black market for a pair
of shoes; John was smuggled north to Brooklyn soon after. When at the
age of 15 he was assessed by his high school marching band as "musically
challenged" he decided to become a drummer.
Shortly after being fired from the US
Postal Service for taking 6.4 weeks to deliver 3 pieces of mail, he
stumbled into Type O Negative, where from he was ejected on numerous
occasions for smiling and having a healthy complexion. When voted "most
underpaid rock-star of 1999" by "TEEN MAGAZINE" he was quoted as saying
"just wanna play those drums." In the fall of '99, John married and took
the name of the first woman that spoke to him and weighed in under 190
lbs.
Hobbies: hotrods and double-wides,
putting women to sleep, folding laundry, losing money in the stock
market.
Email:
johnny@typeonegative.net
Band Web Site:
http://www.typeonegative.net/
Type O
Negative Tour
Dates
The following are dates
confirmed so far.
Please check with your LOCAL VENUES for ticket information,
prices and exact times, we do not have that information. Thanks!
10/16 - Sayreville, NJ - Starland Ballroom
10/17 - Worcester, MA - Palladium
10/18 - Hartford, CT - Webster Theater
10/20 - Cleveland, OH - House of Blues
10/22 - New York, NY - Nokia Theater
10/23 - Allentown, PA - Crocodile Rock
10/24 - Clifton Park, NY - Northern Lights
10/26 - Cincinnati, OH - Bogart's
10/27 - Atlanta, GA - Masquerade
10/29 - Milwaukee, WI - Rave
10/30 - Chicago, IL - Metro
10/31 - Detroit, MI - Harpo's |
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